Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Carnac on SOTU

Ok,

I haven't seen or heard anything on last night's SOTU....but let me see if my Carnac is functioning

1.  KPTB was pompous, arrogant, and Narcisistic.  He used "I" a lot!
2.  He didn't say a damn thing about the Terrorist threat and if he did, he used a variant of "they are on the run"
3.  Tax increases for the wealthy, so that they will pay "their FAIR share"
4.  Two or three sob stories about "the people" and "how they need OUR HELP"
5.  He will take credit for anything positive (despite his policies)
6.  He won't bring up anything negative (BECAUSE of his policies)


SO........how'd I do?

Update: 22 Jan 15/345p

1.  Nailed it, Nailed it, and Nailed it.  And Nailed it!

2.  He sorta did a "they are on the run" while at the same time, the Navy is standing by to evac the Yemeni Embassy....ain't Schadenfreude great?

3.  Nailed it.

4.  Not only did I Nail this....it's even richer.  First: He apparently has hired  John Francis Bongiovi, Jr. to help write his narratives and....The chicky in the narrative he chose to demonstrate the need for MORE government programs IS A DEMOCRAT STAFFER!!!!    Doh!  I guess KPTB couldn't find any more styrofoam columns, so he used a Dhim flunky instead.

5.  He took credit for Gas prices.

6.  He didn't say a damn thing about the huge increase of foodstamp recipients. He didn't say a damn thing about the labor force participation rate falling....hmmm....wonder why?