A
liberal is someone who thinks the Third World's problems can be fixed
by killing enough brown babies and who calls people who object to that
"racists."
A liberal is someone who applauds government distorting the free market and then, when things go wrong, blames the free market for the problems caused by the government distortion.
A liberal is one who advocates diversity yet demands conformity.
A liberal is someone who thinks tax increases on businesses are paid out of the secret stash of cash all businesses hide in their basements.
A liberal is someone who thinks prayer in school is obscene but who believes that schools should teach Nietzsche.
A liberal is someone who wants stricter gun control but has armed bodyguards.
A liberal is someone who wants guns out of honest citizens' hands but who also wants more lenient sentencing for criminals who use guns.
A liberal is someone who thinks that poverty excuses crime even though most poor people are honest.
A liberal is someone who believes that atheists should never have to hear a Christian speak but who demand that Christian businesses support gay weddings.
A liberal is someone who thinks that nuns who donate their entire lives to helping the poor should pay for abortions.
A liberal is someone who wants to be philanthropic with other people’s money.
A liberal is someone who thinks that the differences between men and women can be “fixed” with surgery.
A liberal is someone who is excited by our “low” unemployment rate even though the black unemployment rate is nearly twice as high.
A liberal is someone who thinks it's okay for liberal politicians to decide which laws to enforce but who condemns politicians who object to Supreme Court rulings.
A liberal is someone who thinks taxpayers should pay for promiscuous people's birth control and that death panels are a good way to save money.
A liberal is someone who condemns Nixon for erasing 18 minutes of a tape recording but thinks Hillary was smart to erase tens of thousands of e-mails.
A liberal is someone who has no children and spends all his money on himself who attacks big families whose children will fund the liberal’s Social Security payments.
A liberal is someone who thinks the economy is great because the stock market is up but who professes to hate the “rich.”
A liberal is someone who calls Christians who don't believe in evolution stupid because they reject science but who claims that the unborn aren't human.
A liberal is someone who is horrified that anyone would abort an unborn child because that child is gay but quite comfortable with aborting an unborn child who might be mentally challenged.
A liberal is someone who says marriage isn’t about kids but who decries the “feminization” of poverty.
A liberal is someone who attacks America for its “interventionism” and is silent about China’s claims to the South China Sea.
A liberal is someone who condemns Israel, which lets Arabs vote, and extols Hamas, which calls for genocide against Jews.
A liberal is someone who hates the Confederate flag but who has no problem with the hammer and sickle.
A liberal is someone who isn't bothered by Planned Parenthood selling baby parts so long as they don't make a profit.
A liberal is someone who supports power to the people but cheers when five rich unelected white lawyers overturn the votes of 50,000,000 Americans.
A liberal is someone who believes that the First Amendment protects pornography and flag-burning but not Rush Limbaugh.
A liberal is someone who makes jokes about Trig Palin but attacks people for being "insensitive" about Bruce Jenner.
A liberal is someone who says disagreeing with Obama is racist but feels that calling Judge Clarence Thomas "a clown in blackface" is witty.
A liberal is someone who applauds his own charitable nature because he votes for candidates who will tax other people.
A liberal is someone who knows that all white people are racist but who has no idea why a guy named Mohammad would kill a bunch of unarmed Marines.
A liberal is someone who thinks putting a crucifix in urine is art but says showing a cartoon of Mohammad is "offensive."
A liberal is someone who thinks Republicans are monsters but who is sure that the theocratic leadership of Iran is just misunderstood.
A liberal is someone who calls President Bush a war criminal but insists that people who sneak into the U.S. to live off welfare are "undocumented."
A liberal is someone who says diversity is wonderful but calls all conservative blacks "Oreos."
A liberal is someone who thinks that liberal white people can self-identify as minorities and benefit from programs set aside to help minorities.
A liberal is someone who thinks #BlackLivesMatter only if the killer is white and isn't an abortionist.
A liberal is someone who knows that words mean what you want them to mean.
A liberal is someone who thanks God for Planned Parenthood when the leading cause of death for black Americans is abortion.
A liberal is someone who wants guns out of honest citizens' hands but also wants more lenient sentencing for criminals who use guns.
A liberal is someone who thinks poverty excuses crime even though most poor people are honest.
A liberal is someone who hates h8rs but who applauds an adult gay man bullying high school students about their faith.
A liberal is someone who says big businesses are uncaring but thinks the government is caring.
A liberal is someone who demands that the minimum wage be raised but argues that we need "undocumented" workers to keep the price of arugula down.
A liberal is someone who is an old-money WASP Harvard graduate who deplores "white privilege."
A liberal is someone who thinks voter fraud doesn't occur in Chicago and that "undocumented" immigrants should be allowed to vote.
A liberal is someone who thinks it doesn't matter if Hillary lied about Benghazi but condemns Reagan for supposedly lying about Iran Contra.
A liberal is someone who called John McCain a "war criminal" for his role in Vietnam and condemns Donald Trump for attacking McCain.
A liberal is someone who applauds Pope Francis for condemning "climate change" but doesn't know that Pope Francis said you can't be green and support abortion.
A liberal is someone who flies on private jets and demands we use only green energy.
A liberal is someone who applauds government distorting the free market and then, when things go wrong, blames the free market for the problems caused by the government distortion.
A liberal is one who advocates diversity yet demands conformity.
A liberal is someone who thinks tax increases on businesses are paid out of the secret stash of cash all businesses hide in their basements.
A liberal is someone who thinks prayer in school is obscene but who believes that schools should teach Nietzsche.
A liberal is someone who wants stricter gun control but has armed bodyguards.
A liberal is someone who wants guns out of honest citizens' hands but who also wants more lenient sentencing for criminals who use guns.
A liberal is someone who thinks that poverty excuses crime even though most poor people are honest.
A liberal is someone who believes that atheists should never have to hear a Christian speak but who demand that Christian businesses support gay weddings.
A liberal is someone who thinks that nuns who donate their entire lives to helping the poor should pay for abortions.
A liberal is someone who wants to be philanthropic with other people’s money.
A liberal is someone who thinks that the differences between men and women can be “fixed” with surgery.
A liberal is someone who is excited by our “low” unemployment rate even though the black unemployment rate is nearly twice as high.
A liberal is someone who thinks it's okay for liberal politicians to decide which laws to enforce but who condemns politicians who object to Supreme Court rulings.
A liberal is someone who thinks taxpayers should pay for promiscuous people's birth control and that death panels are a good way to save money.
A liberal is someone who condemns Nixon for erasing 18 minutes of a tape recording but thinks Hillary was smart to erase tens of thousands of e-mails.
A liberal is someone who has no children and spends all his money on himself who attacks big families whose children will fund the liberal’s Social Security payments.
A liberal is someone who thinks the economy is great because the stock market is up but who professes to hate the “rich.”
A liberal is someone who calls Christians who don't believe in evolution stupid because they reject science but who claims that the unborn aren't human.
A liberal is someone who is horrified that anyone would abort an unborn child because that child is gay but quite comfortable with aborting an unborn child who might be mentally challenged.
A liberal is someone who says marriage isn’t about kids but who decries the “feminization” of poverty.
A liberal is someone who attacks America for its “interventionism” and is silent about China’s claims to the South China Sea.
A liberal is someone who condemns Israel, which lets Arabs vote, and extols Hamas, which calls for genocide against Jews.
A liberal is someone who hates the Confederate flag but who has no problem with the hammer and sickle.
A liberal is someone who isn't bothered by Planned Parenthood selling baby parts so long as they don't make a profit.
A liberal is someone who supports power to the people but cheers when five rich unelected white lawyers overturn the votes of 50,000,000 Americans.
A liberal is someone who believes that the First Amendment protects pornography and flag-burning but not Rush Limbaugh.
A liberal is someone who makes jokes about Trig Palin but attacks people for being "insensitive" about Bruce Jenner.
A liberal is someone who says disagreeing with Obama is racist but feels that calling Judge Clarence Thomas "a clown in blackface" is witty.
A liberal is someone who applauds his own charitable nature because he votes for candidates who will tax other people.
A liberal is someone who knows that all white people are racist but who has no idea why a guy named Mohammad would kill a bunch of unarmed Marines.
A liberal is someone who thinks putting a crucifix in urine is art but says showing a cartoon of Mohammad is "offensive."
A liberal is someone who thinks Republicans are monsters but who is sure that the theocratic leadership of Iran is just misunderstood.
A liberal is someone who calls President Bush a war criminal but insists that people who sneak into the U.S. to live off welfare are "undocumented."
A liberal is someone who says diversity is wonderful but calls all conservative blacks "Oreos."
A liberal is someone who thinks that liberal white people can self-identify as minorities and benefit from programs set aside to help minorities.
A liberal is someone who thinks #BlackLivesMatter only if the killer is white and isn't an abortionist.
A liberal is someone who knows that words mean what you want them to mean.
A liberal is someone who thanks God for Planned Parenthood when the leading cause of death for black Americans is abortion.
A liberal is someone who wants guns out of honest citizens' hands but also wants more lenient sentencing for criminals who use guns.
A liberal is someone who thinks poverty excuses crime even though most poor people are honest.
A liberal is someone who hates h8rs but who applauds an adult gay man bullying high school students about their faith.
A liberal is someone who says big businesses are uncaring but thinks the government is caring.
A liberal is someone who demands that the minimum wage be raised but argues that we need "undocumented" workers to keep the price of arugula down.
A liberal is someone who is an old-money WASP Harvard graduate who deplores "white privilege."
A liberal is someone who thinks voter fraud doesn't occur in Chicago and that "undocumented" immigrants should be allowed to vote.
A liberal is someone who thinks it doesn't matter if Hillary lied about Benghazi but condemns Reagan for supposedly lying about Iran Contra.
A liberal is someone who called John McCain a "war criminal" for his role in Vietnam and condemns Donald Trump for attacking McCain.
A liberal is someone who applauds Pope Francis for condemning "climate change" but doesn't know that Pope Francis said you can't be green and support abortion.
A liberal is someone who flies on private jets and demands we use only green energy.