Friday, August 21, 2015

Would you like some SOX to go with that orange jumpsuit?

‘Whoever knowingly alters, destroys, mutilates, conceals, covers up, falsifies, or makes a false entry in any record, document, or tangible object with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency of the United States or any case filed under title 11, or in relation to or contemplation of any such matter or case, shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.’
– 18 U.S.C. § 1519 (otherwise known as Sarbanes-Oxley, or SOX, codified in July of 2002)

What's interesting is that one of the "oh-hell-yes-let's-punish-those-corporations-with-this" signers of the law was none other than Shrillary herself.

ain't karma great?